To start this awesome blog off, I shall ruin any credibility that I might have gained through attaining the name for it, all negative cred anyways, and bring myself to point zero, so I can move from a real starting position. Aren't you already so proud of me? Whether I go up or down depends solely on me, or perhaps you if you're even here at this point, which is not the case according to the "inexorably honest" electric signals flying through the thousands of servers that blogspot happens to have sitting in some lonely desolate place known about a-priori by a small portion of the world and a-posteriori by an even smaller portion of that portion.
Random writer's-block digressions aside, I'm here to talk about video games, as the title of the blog suggests, how they affect the world, as nothing on this blog suggests but is a general theme among other bloggers, and whatnot, as my mind's blankness of a third thing to smooth out the awesomeness of this sentence suggests me to exclude in order to be clever. I am generally wise about random shit, and video games can sometimes be random. I'm also generally good at grammar, and good grammar is easily read I've heard. I will leave placing a third thing that I generally am up to your mind, for I think that you can think of some quality that someone you know absolutely nothing about has to suit your tastes far better than that person ever good.
The one catch is, and this will probably bring me a few (hundred-thousand) points down, that I haven't really played a video game in nearly two years and therefore know absolutely nothing about new games whatsoever. I have only my childhood and teenage experience of playing video games and eventually getting bored of them to guide me through the magical land of critiquing the a single drop of a small but growing sea that has been cut off from many other parts of the ocean but is slowly starting to form rivers into said ocean, which may disgust some of you a-posteriori people out there, but I really don't give a fuck. If you don't like me, read my shit. Get it?
Anyways (tl;dr), I'm here to talk about video games, a simple toddler in the world of adult artists that are still alive and kicking, and if you like said subject of interest, you may enjoy this blog. I would warn you that I'm a little convoluted with language, but you've probably already figured that out if you haven't stopped reading this yet.
See you at critique-land, fellow humans (and yes, I will most likely actually be talking about video games next time; at least I think I will; maybe I...gah, nevermind, just keep reading).
